Linus Media Group - Surrey, British Columbia

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Kevin D.

Excellent content

BadSlime64

Best burger joint in Canada! First time visiting Canada and I heard how good Linus’ burger Tech Tips was and I had to try it. Ryzen 7 9700x burger with 32gb of pickles, 2 tb of cheese, and 140mm buns. The short owner kept on dropping my order until they got some awesome guy named Anthony, Alex, and David to get me the burger. 69/10 would tech tip again.

R N.

Streaming was my dream. Fame, fortune, and the sweet sound of “Yo, thanks for the sub!” filling my ears. There was just one problem—I was broke. My setup consisted of a laptop that wheezed louder than my grandpa’s old truck and a webcam that made me look like I was broadcasting from a potato farm.

Desperate, I made the only logical choice: I went to Linus Tech Tips.

But not to the store. No, no. I had heard whispers of a mythical being who lurked deep within their warehouse. A mystical creature who could grant the most powerful tech for free—Linus the Leprechaun.

I pushed open the massive doors of LTT HQ, expecting to be blinded by the glow of RGB lighting. Instead, I was met with the scent of… burgers?

There he was. Standing atop a pile of unopened RTX 5090 boxes, wearing a green suit, holding a spatula like it was Excalibur. Linus. The Leprechaun.

“O’ lad who seeks the streamin’ dream,” he declared, flipping a burger with a flourish. “Ye be wantin’ peripherals, aye?”

“Yes, great Leprechaun Linus! My setup is trash. I need a keyboard that doesn’t sound like a dying typewriter, a mouse that doesn’t double-click when I breathe on it, and a microphone that doesn’t make me sound like I’m calling from the moon.”

He nodded sagely, then handed me… a burger.

“Eat, and be blessed,” he said.

I stared at it. This wasn’t a mouse. This wasn’t a mic. This was beef.

But one bite—one bite—and my soul ascended. This wasn’t food. This was a divine experience. The juiciness. The seasoning. The perfectly toasted bun. It was the best thing I had ever eaten. My eyes rolled back. I think I saw the face of God.

Linus clapped his hands. “Now, complete three sacred tasks, and the peripherals ye seek shall be yers!”

I nodded dumbly, still chewing.

“What… what are they?” I mumbled.

But it was too late. My taste buds had taken full control. The burger was so good, so life-changing, that my brain deleted whatever he had just said.

Linus frowned. “Ye forgot already, didn’t ye?”

I swallowed. “...Possibly.”

He sighed, shaking his head. “Another one lost to the Burger Curse.”

So here I am, peripherals still unclaimed, desperately hoping that if I ask Linus nicely enough, he’ll remind me what I was supposed to do.

Linus, if you see this, what were the three tasks? Please. The burger was too powerful.

Leon T.

A small leprechaun who said he was called "Linus" and who was round the back of the building made me an off-brand McDonald's happy meal called "the depressed dinner." It had no patty, no ketchup, only pickles and mustard. I must say though it was a solid meal until I passed out and found myself in the back of a van advertising lttstore.com when I woke up.

Alitahir ?.

Some Guy Called "Linus" Apperantly was here doing a bunch of segues for his sponsors or something.. He also tried to sell me screwdrivers and stuff for some reason i dont know kinda weird not gonna lie..

KoSXxPotatisbarnetXD

I was blessed by a tiny creature by the name of "Linus". He promised me good fortune for 100 years. Would recommend.

WINNIE

Customer support takes 43 days to deliver a product and relies on AI to respond, while human staff is not available. The delivery cost is $27, and they use a cheap service. Competitors charge $3 less and use FedEx. 7 days delivery